李澈對于我不找工作的事情保持放任狀態，反正在他眼中，我一個月的工資還沒有他有時候一天的花銷來得多。                                                                                                             我其中一個讀者也已經是結了婚的，她告訴我，她的丈夫是個宅男，每天除了吃飯也沒有什么特別的花銷，所有的工資都上繳，每個月只發放兩百飯錢。                                                                                                             我當時聽到的時候只覺得特別的神奇，啊啊啊，傳說中的男人啊。                                                                                                             當然，我是不敢讓李澈把所有錢全部上繳，然后每個月發給他兩百飯錢的，那他出去談生意的時候得多囧啊。                                                                                                             我每天上網時間很長，長到李澈有時候都有點微詞。                                                                                                             我小說寫到一半，結果有了。                                                                                                             終于李澈從言語上的微詞轉變到了行動上的抗議。                                                                                                             “每天上網只限兩小時，不準多上網?！崩畛汉苡幸患抑鞯叵铝硕ㄑ?，堅定不容反駁。                                                                                                             “兩小時哪夠??！”                                                                                                             我抗議，兩小時一聊天，我哪有時間寫文，這不是剝奪了我人生的樂趣么！                                                                                                             “你還想不想要孩子了？”李澈反問我。                                                                                                             好吧，都已經有了孩子了，我能不要么，我瞪了李澈一眼，嘗試x地開口，“不是有什么隔離服的么？”                                                                                                             “傻阿墨，你還真以為那玩意能隔離的多少輻s？”李澈表情哭笑不得，然后起身去洗澡，留我一人在那邊黯然神傷和讀者匯報這個不幸的消息。                                                                                                             在理所當然之中，迎來了讀者的抗議聲，我除了無可奈何還是無可奈何。                                                                                                             等到我浴室出來的時候李澈已經自動自發地把的電腦給關掉了。                                                                                                             我那個時候還沒有想到李澈居然是那么y險的男人。                                                                                                             原本我還想著，反正白天的時候李澈在公司，就我一個人在家，我到時候上多少時間網，老實說他還真不知道。                                                                                                             我自以為聰明地打著這種小算盤，然后一邊很哈皮地和讀者哈拉，一邊開了word碼字。                                                                                                             直到約莫過了兩小時左右，我才發現，我暗爽的實在是太早了。                                                                                                             突然之間所有的一切像是被鎖定了一樣，不管我按哪個鍵，都是沒有半點的效果，然后它自動自發地進入黑屏，就連重啟都不行，唯一的選擇就是重新開始，但是重新開機完了之后也依舊是這個頁面，最后給我的選擇項只有一個，關機。                                                                                                             ……                                                                                                             啊啊啊啊                                                                                                             我打電話給李澈，無b沉痛地宣告我的電腦崩了，或者更大的可能x是被黑客入侵了，我更寧愿相信第二點，至少還有挽救的空間。                                                                                                             “哦?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            李澈聽完我的報備，語氣很平靜，像是早就已經知道了會有這種事情一樣。                                                                                                             我有點懷疑，這會不會是李澈g的好事，還沒等我開口問，李澈就已經先給我解答了。                                                                                                             “我昨晚設置的，每天只限上網兩小時，嚴格遵守這項約定吧，阿墨?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            李澈的語氣正常的好像是在說你今天要不要出去找林淼淼聊聊天逛逛街什么的一樣。                                                                                                             我囧然。                                                                                                             “你昨天不是說很想吃自助餐的么，我已經訂好了位子，差不多點我會讓計程車去樓下等你?！崩畛合袷菦]事人一樣對我說                                                                                                             “嗚嗚嗚嗚，我恨你！”                                                                                                             我嗚咽了兩聲，決定滾去房間睡兩小時午覺，反正都已經不能上網了，我當然得找點別的事情做做，至少還能打發掉離晚飯前那長長的一段時間。                                                                                                             自從懷孕之后，雖然還沒有出現孕吐這種讓人聞風喪膽的想象，但是不得不說最近胃口的確很好，人卻變得b較嗜睡，據說這還是正?，F象，不是說人要是睡多了之后也會癡呆的么，難道多睡的那部分都轉移到肚子里面去了？                                                                                                             晚上和李澈吃自助餐的時候，我覺得還是有點不爽，只要一見到李澈那帶著笑的臉，我就會想起我那無辜中招的電腦。                                                                                                             這就是我的男人，腹黑毒舌下手還很狠，把我這電白ga0的完全無回手的余地。                                                                                                             “還鼓著一張包子臉呢，我看等李涵生出來也會是一個小包子?！崩畛汉軣o奈地看著我，“那我今天晚上去更改一下設置?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我心中一喜。                                                                                                             “多兩小時？”我盡量不動聲se地問著，打算和李澈進行討價還價。                                                                                                             “十分鐘?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            他又再一次地讓我失望，我想李涵以后一定會是個小包子。                                                                                                             吃過了自助餐，我和李澈去了一趟超市。                                                                                                             我不知道李澈沒結婚之前有沒有去超市購物的經歷，但是和我結婚之后，這超市之旅，每隔一天就得進行一次，蔬菜一類的吃食都是必備的。                                                                                                             “你說你怎么就能這么忍心呢，我天天在家不是無聊么，”我還依舊沒忘記這件事情，忍不住和他抱怨，“指不定哪天我就成了文豪呢，你這是扼殺文明，扼殺巨著，你扼殺了我的成就！”                                                                                                             我吹的有點離譜，我自己都覺得。                                                                                                             “那，文豪小姐，你寫的都是什么文，哪天我拜讀一下？”                                                                                                             李澈一邊從架子上拿了洗衣粉，一邊問我，然后一手推著購物車轉向紙巾區，一手還攬著我的肩膀。                                                                                                             我無言，要是我寫的那種文給這人看看，指不定還怎么被他奚落呢，我是孕婦，我可受不了那種刺激。                                                                                                             超市的紙巾一般x都和廁紙還有nvx用品擱一塊，一般x男x都很不愿意在這種地方多作停留，李澈當然也不例外，在從貨架上ch0u了需要的東西之后轉身就想走。                                                                                                             “誒，等等?！蔽覐呢浖苌蟘h0u出一條紙巾，這紙ch0u是必須的，但是平常出門在外的話，包里面還是準備好兩包紙巾以備不時只需。                                                                                                             “砰”                                                                                                             一個推著購物車的小鬼頭一下子撞到我，小鬼歲數不大，大概剛上小學左右，但是那車推的超快，害我想躲都沒有躲開，一下子肚子就直接被撞個正著。                                                                                                             兩個大人趕忙走了過來，開口說抱歉。                                                                                                             “阿墨！”李澈神情有點慌張，“你沒事吧？”                                                                                                             “怎么回事呢，怎么橫沖直撞的，我太太剛懷孕，要是出點什么亂子……”                                                                                                             我看著李澈，我第一次瞧見他那么的憤怒，臉氣紅，脖子上的青筋都梗了出來。                                                                                                             “李澈，我肚子有點疼，我們趕緊去醫院好不好？”                                                                                                             我抓著李澈的手，剛剛被撞的時候還沒覺得有什么，但是緩過來之后肚子一ch0u一ch0u的疼，聽說懷孕前三個月的時候最不穩定，只要有點不注意就可能會沒有了孩子。                                                                                                             我覺得有點恐慌，李涵在我肚子里面才不過兩個多月，有時候自己m肚子的時候都覺得沒有什么感覺，但是現在，肚子一ch0u一ch0u的，我害怕在我身t里面呆了兩個多月的還屬于受j卵狀態的小家伙就這么沒了。                                                                                                             李澈的表情也有些緊張，二話不說直接打橫抱過我就往出口方向沖。                                                                                                             李涵這孩子我覺得有點福大命大，她最后還是穩穩當當地在我肚子里面，好在那個時候是冬天，身上穿的衣服也多了點，多少算是減緩了撞擊力度。                                                                                                             當然，我還是為此住了三天醫院。                                                                                                             出院回到家的時候，我才發現家里多了一個鐘點工阿姨，專門給我們打掃衛生和購買日常生活用品的。                                                                                                             我想那次事件還真的讓李澈這個男人心有余悸了。                                                                                                             對于這場意外事件，李澈最后唯一發表的感言是——“阿墨，雖然你現在懷孕了，但是你這t重增長的速度實在有點可怕，我差一點就沒抱動你了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            當時我一邊給他貼著酸痛貼膏，一邊惡心吧唧地來了一句：“這叫甜蜜的負擔你不懂么？”                                                                                                             作者有話要說：瑪麗隔壁的，姐當年就是在超市被個小p孩撞了肚子……                                                                                                             但是那個時候姐懷的不是孕，是小肚腩……                                                                                                             超疼的……                                                                                                             52                                                                                                             52、番外（2） ...                                                                                                             肚子到了五六個月的時候，和充了氣的皮球一樣，好像在一夜之間鼓了起來，明明之前像是有了小肚腩只限微凸而已。                                                                                                             懷了孕的nv人一般x都是神經b較敏感的，于是我又開始像草泥馬一樣陷入了憂郁期，這生小孩是對nv人心態身態上的雙重打擊。                                                                                                             話說我曾經見過我老娘和老爹的結婚照，那照片雖然黑白和老舊，但是可以明顯地看出我老娘當時是一張姣好偏瘦的瓜子臉，而現在，用我老爸的話來說是一張大大的燒餅臉還帶了個雙下巴……                                                                                                             我那會還b較年輕，戀ai結婚生子神馬的，在我眼中一律都是浮云。                                                                                                             當時我老爸這么形容完了之后，老娘深深地郁悶了，難得見到我那一向彪悍的老娘蹲了墻角耍了憂郁，作為孝nv的我自然是要安撫一下的。                                                                                                             “媽，這歲月就是一把毀容的殺豬刀，，每個人都有這種機會，只是毀容程度都不一樣，有人全毀，有人半毀而已?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我拍著我老娘的肩膀，安撫著。                                                                                                             老娘聽到我這么說的時候，她愈發地怨念了，然后掐著我的腮幫子在那邊嚷嚷，“你就是那把殺豬刀，在沒生你之前，我還是無敵苗條的，在生完你之后，你這把殺豬刀就把我變成了豬mama了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我當時被老娘糾得臉頰紅撲撲的，b打了腮紅效果還要來的強烈。                                                                                                             現在想想，這把毀容的殺豬刀馬上就要降臨到我的身上了……                                                                                                             oh，my lady嘎嘎的！                                                                                                             我愈發的不淡定了。                                                                                                             于是乎，李澈也被我攪合的不淡定了，因為我是不是會抓著問他問，萬一哪天我真的被殺豬刀毀成了豬mama，他是否還能濤聲依舊。                                                                                                             李澈很無奈，一開始的時候他會一邊抱著我，一邊m著我那圓鼓鼓的肚子，聲音溫柔，在那邊說“不會的，其實你之前和豬mama也沒有多大的差別，真的，你身上r還真挺多的，只是因為沒有雙下巴所以你一直自我感覺良好罷了，你看，那個時候我都肯要你，現在你害怕什么……”                                                                                                             等到后來的時候，他已經無b淡定了，他只會輕掐著我日漸龐大的臉孔在那邊說——“沒事，頂多我以后少看幾眼豬mama多看幾眼小包子就好，我們家涵涵一定不會是豬寶寶的?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我恨他！                                                                                                             果然nv兒是爸爸上輩子的情人，為了不引發亂x的悲劇，我想還是生個兒子吧，有本事你上輩子是攪基的！                                                                                                             在我懷孕四個月的時候，楊逸學長再度出差，等他回來的時候，還特地給寶寶帶了禮物回來。                                                                                                             原本他是想送貨上門的，但是為了敲詐他一頓午飯，我挺著肚子出了門，就當做是產前運動，反正自打懷孕，我閑暇的時間多的都能蹲在小區花園草坪上數螞蟻了。                                                                                                             “阿墨啊，你這肚子，吹出來的吧！”楊逸學長在見到我的時候用無b夸張的表情進行了迎接，“我才離開不過兩個月左右啊，你肚子怎么就這么大了啊……”                                                                                                             “等你老婆有了孩子的時候，你也能感受一把一夜大肚的感覺?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我白了一眼學長，我最近正因為肚子大的緣故憂郁呢，他還真哪壺不開提哪壺。                                                                                                             “好了好了，哥哥請你吃飯，等會送你回去，禮物都在車上擺著呢?！睂W長似乎看出了我的憂郁，他拍了拍我的肩膀，輕聲安慰。                                                                                                             我覺得這句話挺靠譜的，決定原諒他剛剛無心之失。                                                                                                             “你肚子里面那個是招商銀行呢，還是建設銀行呢？”在午飯吃到一半的時候，學長突然之間問我，“應該能瞧出x別來了吧？”                                                                                                             “我哪知道，”我搖頭，“現在醫院里頭基本上都不會告訴你是兒子還是nv兒了，反正是男是nv也得生出來才知道?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            據說在以前的時候，等孩子成型了，在做b超的時候很多人會詢問是兒子還是nv兒的問題，醫師多半都會回答。                                                                                                             那個年代，多數喜歡兒子，就算你自己想要個nv兒，為了家人的重視都會選擇兒子。                                                                                                             這個問題就引發了很多人在做完b超之后去墮胎一類，所以后來醫院制度也進行了改革，就算問了，也不會回答了。                                                                                                             現在嘛，很多人的觀念也都改變過來了，生男生nv還不都是自己的孩子，有什么好在意的。                                                                                                             學長點了點頭，陪著我把午飯吃了，才吃完午飯，他的電話就像是催命符一樣地響起。                                                                                                             學長接了電話，表情凝重了些，我猜大概他又有事要忙了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，我幫你叫車吧，我得回公司一趟，晚一點我再把東西給你送去?！睂W長聲音里面滿是歉意。                                                                                                             我擺擺手，表示隨意。                                                                                                             “我去溜達一會，晚一點找李澈來接就行，學長你忙！”                                                                                                             學長聽我這么說了之后才放緩心，結了賬之后匆忙離開了。                                                                                                             我原本打算去逛街，但是在低頭看到自己的肚子的時候，我想還是算了，走多了之后腳會酸，最近腿都有點開始往浮腫的趨勢發展了。                                                                                                             最后我自己叫了車，去了林淼淼的幼兒園。                                                                                                             之前還沒有孩子沒有工作的時候，我為了打發時間去幼兒園當了幾天的義工，所以幼兒園的園長還有老師基本上都認識我。                                                                                                             去的時候剛好小p孩們都在睡午覺，我在教師辦公室里面和這群已婚的未婚的nvx聊天。                                                                                                             nv人的聊天范圍內一定會有男人這個話題，這個算是亙古不變的老話題了，永遠不退cha0流。                                                                                                             已結婚的前人教育我，現在正是重要時刻，一個不留神，自己的男人就會被個狐貍jg跑了。                                                                                                             “你想，現在的你已經讓男人提不起興趣了，很容易就讓男人心靈或者rt上出軌。有些男人往往就是在妻子懷孕的時候出軌，在七年之癢的時候達到高*cha0期！”                                                                                                             前人用肯定的語氣，堅定地眼神對我說。                                                                                                             后來聽林淼淼說，這個前人