今年正在和丈夫吵鬧離婚的事情，可以看出絕對是經驗之談。                                                                                                             對于這個話題，還沒有結婚的林淼淼表示很趕興趣，后來帶著我出了幼兒園，去了咖啡館的時候趁著人不多的情況下的問了我，一般x男人都是如何自我解決的。                                                                                                             “我哪知道，不是左手就是右手唄……”                                                                                                             林淼淼咳了一聲，咖啡差一點就連成了噴泉。                                                                                                             “是你的左手還是你的右手？”她歪頭問，笑的無敵yd。                                                                                                             “你的思想怎么和我的果汁一個顏se的？”                                                                                                             我喝了一口鮮榨的橙汁，用眼神和言辭開始鄙視林淼淼。                                                                                                             林淼淼決定放棄這個話題。                                                                                                             “反正你也沒啥好擔心的，你家李澈那么ai你，你還怕他出軌不成！”林淼淼說，“對了，他有沒有對你說過什么甜si人的情話？”                                                                                                             ……                                                                                                             我認認真真地想了想，除了在那石桌上刻下的一句話，我從認識他到嫁給他甚至還在挺了個肚子，他也沒有說過那傳說中甜si人的情話。                                                                                                             情話，那是傳說！氣si人的話倒是說了不少。                                                                                                             “啊……” 林淼淼看了我一眼，低頭喝著自己的咖啡。                                                                                                             我倒是坦然，對于那個悶sao的男人，不能要求忒高。                                                                                                             我從來不覺得有盯梢的必要，一個男人如果真的決定要偷食的時候，不管你盯的怎么牢，他依舊有著向外發展的可能x、                                                                                                             人x本賤，越壓迫越反彈。                                                                                                             而且我也懶得去理會，主動權在男人的手上，阻止不了的。                                                                                                             而李澈讓我很放心，基本上晚上都會回家吃飯，偶爾不會來也會提前通知一聲，在他的身上我從來沒有聞到過香水味。                                                                                                             肚子膨化的很快，臨近生產期的時候，李澈越發提心吊膽。                                                                                                             關于順產還是破腹產的問題，我和李澈也討論過，順產我怕疼，但是又不想肚子上留了一條疤，我研究了一下，發現孩子還是順產的好，因為在順產的時候也是對孩子一種鍛煉，破腹產的孩子沒有經過千辛萬苦的出生運動，t質上會b不上順產的孩子。                                                                                                             決定權在我，所以我拍著r的手背上只剩下四個孔的爪子向李澈宣告我要順產。                                                                                                             李澈毫無疑義，也不敢有什么異議，因為孩子在我肚子里面，他能有神馬異議，除非就是他自己男生子去。                                                                                                             我對自己這個輕率的決定略有些后悔，因為生李涵的時候疼了我十幾個小時才生下她。                                                                                                             睡醒來的時候，李澈伏在床沿睡著了，一臉掩不去的疲憊，他工作很忙，到后來的時候因為怕我會提前生產，或者是肚子疼的時候他不在身邊，所以經常把工作帶回家做后來甚至是帶到醫院來做，甚至連洽談公事也丟給了手下去處理。                                                                                                             嬰兒的小床就擺在病床旁邊。                                                                                                             我微微動了動，李澈立馬醒了過來。                                                                                                             “醒了？涵涵也睡著了，要抱來給你看看么？”李澈睜著一雙帶著紅血絲的眼睛看著我。                                                                                                             李涵，折騰了我十個月時間才生出來的小丫頭片子。                                                                                                             在產房里面我聽到護士喊著“恭喜，是個nv兒”的時候，我很想淚流滿面，終于她在肚子里面踹我踢我的悲劇歲月都折騰都過去了，我折騰她的時間終于到來了……                                                                                                             我點了點頭。                                                                                                             李澈起身小心翼翼地從嬰兒床里面抱起了孩子，他抱姿很標準，不愧經常陪著我一起來上新生爸媽課程的人。                                                                                                             剛出生的小p孩紅彤彤的皺巴巴的，真的一點都不可ai，我不敢違心地贊嘆自己的小孩有多可ai和漂亮，李澈似乎也找不出理由來這么說。                                                                                                             “等過兩個月長開了估計小包子應該會很可ai?！崩畛簩ξ艺f。                                                                                                             李涵果然營養很好，r嘟嘟的樣子還真的不愧“小包子”這個名頭。                                                                                                             53                                                                                                             53、番外（3） ...                                                                                                             四五個月的時候，小包子已經長開了，因為剛戒n，所以還是有點虛胖，小臉r嘟嘟的，六七個月的時候，小包子雖然還喝牛n，但是已經稍稍褪去了虛胖，還長出了第一顆牙，可ai的讓人撓心撓肺的。                                                                                                             雖然生的時候很疼，恨不能把她再塞回去，但是現在看看這可ai的小模樣，真是可aisi了。                                                                                                             我決定帶涵涵回家住幾天，我老媽前兩天打了電話過來，聽著涵涵依依呀呀的聲，她受不住了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，我和你爸想寶貝了，把她帶回來住兩天，給我們瞧瞧?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我倒是無所謂，李澈很舍不得涵涵。                                                                                                             自從涵涵出生之后李澈基本上都已經成了孩奴，也不見他厭煩，天天抱著哄著，剛戒n的時候晚上孩子還會哭夜，他也不管第二天要不要去公司的，非得等寶貝nv兒睡了之后才接著睡。                                                                                                             “頂多就住一個星期，周末走，周末回?！蔽铱粗е睦畛?，一邊整理東西一邊說，“到時反正你也來接人，那時你抱，我開車！”                                                                                                             “涵涵，跟爸爸說再見?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            李澈親昵地去蹭李涵那張還嬌neng的小臉，李涵那軟軟的小手在那邊揮啊揮的。                                                                                                             李涵雖然才丁點大，但是已經完全t現出和父親之間的親近，據我老爸說和我當年一樣，經常膩歪著他。                                                                                                             李涵更過分，李澈回家一抱，立馬咯咯咯地笑個不停。                                                                                                             果然nv兒都是父親上輩子的情人。                                                                                                             我把需要的東西整理好，準備出門，李澈抱著李涵，等下電梯到停車場的時候再把孩子給我，他負責開車。                                                                                                             我們站在電梯前等電梯來。                                                                                                             “叮咚”一聲，電梯停了下來，李澈的mama從電梯里面走了出來。                                                                                                             說起李澈的mama，我不得不說一件事情。                                                                                                             一開始的時候，李澈的mama并不算是很待見我，尤其是李澈決定和我結婚的時候，好吧，是我強求李澈和我結婚的時候，雖然她沒有很言辭激烈地反對，但是還是抗議了一下。                                                                                                             “現在結婚，似乎還早了點，應該不急吧？”                                                                                                             這個長相很有貴婦氣息的nv人當時這么對我和李澈說的，說的時候眼睛還多少往著我還算平坦的肚子張望了兩眼。                                                                                                             唔，感情她是以為我和李澈不小心ga0大了所以才那么急地想要結婚了？                                                                                                             我沒有吱聲，因為李澈不動聲se地捏了捏我的手，讓我不要出聲。                                                                                                             “的確不急，要不，先非法同居算了，”李澈說的時候也挺一派輕松的，“要是過幾個月阿墨有了，也不過是未婚生子算是私生子而已?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            當時李澈mama就被他這一句話噎的什么都說不出來了。                                                                                                             后來接觸的多了我漸漸發現其實李mama也是一個很好相處的人，偶爾她也會和李爸爸來我們這邊一起吃晚飯，坐月子的時候和我媽兩個人照顧的特別周到。                                                                                                             李mama不強勢，所以和我媽這種看上去不彪悍，骨子里面很彪悍，當然彪悍的對象只對自己家男人的nv人處的居然還不錯，偶爾還電話交流一下。                                                                                                             我還真沒想到高級知識分子出生的李mama和小學畢業的老娘有很多共同話題。                                                                                                             “誒，你們這是打算去哪？”                                                                                                             李mama手上還拿著東西，見我和李澈站在電梯門口忍不住問著，一見到李涵之后，李mama把東西遞給李澈，張開口就是“涵涵，我的寶貝”把李涵從自己兒子手上搶了過去。                                                                                                             李涵也很給力，張開那只有一顆牙其余都是光禿禿的牙床的嘴笑的口水直流，特別的開心，還興奮滴在李mama的手上蹦著。                                                                                                             “我媽說是想涵涵了，讓我帶回去住兩天給她瞧瞧?！蔽一卮?。                                                                                                             李澈的表情又不爽了，但是因為nv兒是被自己老媽搶了，所以他也不好說什么。                                                                                                             “這小寶貝我也想si了，喏，可ai的……”李mama一邊給孩子擦著口水，一邊逗弄著。                                                                                                             “你爸也想si這小寶貝了，等我打個電話給你爸，讓他過來我們g脆一起去親家那邊住兩天，李澈等會你開車送我們去啊?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            李mama一邊說著，示意我們再回屋里去，她已經動作快地掏出了手機開始打電話給李爸爸了。                                                                                                             這事也不是沒有過，那個時候我懷孕前三個月差一點遭逢變故，然后我就說回自己家去養兩天。                                                                                                             李mama那個時候不放心，g脆就跟著我一起去了，好在我家房間也夠。沒想到第二天李爸爸也來了。                                                                                                             我爸白天不忙活的時候陪著他一起去垂釣中心釣釣魚一類的，因為都是鎮上認識的人，釣魚還不收錢。                                                                                                             李家兩老和我爸媽處的特別哈皮，住了一個星期之后才在李澈催促下離開。                                                                                                             “阿墨家那邊不錯啊，空氣好，人也好，特別適合養老，過兩年在那邊弄一套房子，我們倆老天天和阿墨爸媽搭伴去?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            當時李爸爸還這么說來著。                                                                                                             李mama抱著李涵，一邊玩，一邊等著李爸爸的到來。                                                                                                             “阿墨，上一次聽你媽說你們家那邊現在正在新開發樓房是吧，據說還是在觀光中心點來著?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “恩，據說是的，而且房價不高?！蔽尹c了點頭，上一次回家的時候已經開始在建了，我還去瞅了兩眼，還不錯。有別墅和商品房，當然商品房也沒多少高樓層，一幢四層，一樓還是車庫來著。房子面積還挺大，一百三十多個平方，三室一廳一廚兩衛，重點是價位便宜，杭州買個衛生間的價錢在那邊都能買一套房了。                                                                                                             “到時候帶我和你爸去瞧瞧，要是不錯咱們在那邊買一套，在那養老算了，到時候涵涵就給我們帶，你們兩個忙工作就好……”                                                                                                             我蒼涼遠目了一下。                                                                                                             其實最大的重點還是在孩子身上吧，雖然說我家離杭州也不遠，但是怎么說，讓四個老人帶孩子總有點不大合適吧。                                                                                                             “媽，涵涵可是我nv兒！”                                                                                                             我沒吱聲，李澈就已經受不了開口了。                                                                                                             “你nv兒怎么了，就不是我孫nv了？”李mama反問。                                                                                                             李澈不知道該怎么說，別人家是怕老人不帶小孩，而我們家則是老人搶著帶小孩。                                                                                                             這種家庭1un1i，也挺郁悶的。                                                                                                             李涵小朋友并沒有這種煩惱，她歪著腦袋，咧著嘴看著自己李澈，伸出手撒嬌。                                                                                                             從此之后，李澈護小孩護的和老母**似的，就怕四個老鷹把小**給叼走不還了。                                                                                                             老鷹捉小**的游戲一直到了李涵小朋友上幼兒園之后才算暫時終結，李爸李媽還真的在我家那邊買了一套房和我爸媽搭伴去了。                                                                                                             周末的時候要求李澈必須帶李涵去看他們，看完還非得讓周一才走。                                                                                                             所以每到周一的早上，李涵總是幼兒園里面唯一遲到的小朋友。                                                                                                             轉眼之間，李涵已經都三歲多了，我找了一份工作，出版社編輯的，每天還算是輕松。                                                                                                             最近天氣轉變，李爸感冒了，所以特別恩準這周不需要去朝貢，就怕把感冒傳給了李涵寶貝，所以也難得在家一天。                                                                                                             我在那邊拖地。                                                                                                             “mama，mama，”小家伙n聲n氣的，手上捧了一本財經雜志朝我跑來，“看，爸爸……”                                                                                                             我拿過雜志看了一眼，是李澈的訪問紀實。                                                                                                             真沒有想到有一天我的男人居然還有這么牛掰的時候。                                                                                                             “涵涵，你是不是又毀了爸爸的雜志？”                                                                                                             現在的小朋友很好動，上一次一時不留神，她就用彩繪筆毀掉了李澈好幾本雜志，不過好在毀的也就是本雜志而已，要是其他的東西，那就只能喊她小祖宗了。                                                                                                             小家伙吐了吐舌頭，捂著臉跑開了。                                                                                                             果然！                                                                                                             我翻了翻手上的雜志，除了李澈的報道，其余的基本上已經毀滅了，有幾個商業大亨的臉上被加了眼鏡或者是小日本式胡子。                                                                                                             我無力極了，真不知道她從哪里學來這一招的。                                                                                                             我瞄了幾眼李澈的報道，上面居然還有詢問到家庭方面。我想，這訪問的一定是個nv人，男人一般x不會問這種方面。                                                                                                             或者，還是對李澈有意思的nv人。                                                                                                             男人三十一朵花么，而且，李澈還是一朵沒有長殘的花。                                                                                                             上面涉及到我的只有三個問題。                                                                                                             “您覺得婚姻也算是一向投資么”                                                                                                             李澈：是的，我的婚姻算是我投入時間最久，投入巨大的投資。                                                                                                             “那請問您得到你所要的回報了么？”                                                                                                             李澈（笑）：當然，未成虧本。                                                                                                             “那您最想對您的太太說點什么呢？”                                                                                                             李澈：我最想說的我很慶幸在我事業成功的時候娶了她，她無需和我一起過那種奮斗的生活，也不用擔心我會在事業成功之后會變得不再需要她。                                                                                                             我愣了愣，臉上咧出了笑，像是白癡一樣。                                                                                                             嘛，我就說嘛，這個男人最悶sao了。                                                                                                             作者有話要說：新坑會過一段時間再開，我想先休息一下，如果想知道我的最新動態和神馬時候開坑，那就點一下吧……                                                                                                             點一下不會懷孕的……