唔，國產燈泡的手感還是不錯的，質量還算是有保證。                                                                                                             李澈也沒有拍掉我的手，由著我做出這個放肆的動作，末了，他只是涼涼地問了一句：“m夠了么，要該m一下其他地方來證實是不是本人么？”                                                                                                             我慌的立馬地縮回了手，我發誓，我對李澈最熟悉的還是那張臉，對他身上其他部分我一概一無所知，請不要用有se眼光來看待我和他之間的關系。                                                                                                             “你開玩笑？”我認真無b地問著，“其實我真不覺得自己哪里b較出se?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “我知道，一個宅nv，放假可以足不出戶用泡面電視睡覺來解決，錢不多，或許到現在的存款連個衛生間都買不起，工作能力不強，混到現在也就勉強算是個合格的dj，也沒有想要往上爬的野心，作風習慣也不好，經常丟三落四的，唯一可取之處也就算廚藝了……”                                                                                                             李澈哼了哼，說出來的話又快又狠。                                                                                                             我一頭汗水，雖然都是事實，但是也不需要這么直白吧，太傷人了吧。                                                                                                             “喂喂喂，至少我還有身材吧！”                                                                                                             我抗議，雖然沒有前凸后翹很魔鬼，但是至少也還在合理范圍之內，么有超標地橫向發展，怎么說我也算是保養到家了。                                                                                                             “唔……”李澈遲疑了一下，“如果你要勉強算上的話，我不反駁?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “還有我買衣服的審美觀念不錯，這是得到老外肯定過的！”我想了想又補上了一句。                                                                                                             李澈冷笑。                                                                                                             “凌墨，你說的是那一次在星巴克里面遇上的已經年近七十的老外吧？”他嘲諷意味十足，“你還真好意思拿這件事情說事！”                                                                                                             我怎么不好意思了，那年近七十的老外還稱贊我衣服很好看，想要給他的孫nv去買一件來著，這足以證明我還是有審美眼光在的。                                                                                                             作者有話要說：關于那個夏天，是個囧夏……                                                                                                             正文 第二十五章                                                                                                             “就你那種審美觀念，那么大的人了還穿兔子裝和熊熊裝的，你還真好意思說?！崩畛汉吡撕?。                                                                                                             兔子裝和熊裝……                                                                                                             我沉默，這真不能怪我，誰讓這種東西太萌太可ai，再加上每個nv人的心中都住著一個nv孩，手上有網銀，網上購物一類的g本就成了一種致命誘惑。                                                                                                             去年冬天的時候，不幸被這個男人瞧見過我穿著兔子裝和熊熊裝的樣子，只是我沒想到他至今還有印象。                                                                                                             “可我見到老外的時候，穿著是正常的！”我小聲嘀咕了一聲，抗議著。                                                                                                             那件事情是發生在幾個月之前的夏天，那天白天我休息。                                                                                                             杭州的夏天一向是熱的出奇，sh身運動那還真是小的，要是在地面上敲上一個蛋，都能變成荷包蛋。                                                                                                             我一直都很困惑，自己為什么會在那一天出門，出門也就算了，還無b裝b地用撒了香水，背著筆記本電腦出門，目的地是星巴克。                                                                                                             我一直無法理解星巴克為什么會在國內那么受歡迎，明明這咖啡味道也一般，價格有高，可是還是一群人趨之若鶩，即便是現在這夏天，星巴克里面的人也不少。                                                                                                             在這個城市之中，星巴克有不少家，但是我選的地點是電腦城附近的一家星巴克，一來從我住的地方到哪有直達的公交車，而且相b較湖濱路上那幾家，這邊這家店b較會有位置一點，來往的也就是電腦城附近公司的人員。                                                                                                             我去的b較早，早上九點半，所有的人都在公司里面上班的時間，所以店里頭還真的有點空。                                                                                                             我選了一張圓桌，朝西靠窗，光線很足，但是又yan光曬不到，重點是這里正好還有一個c座。                                                                                                             我迅速地把電腦c上，等到開機之后我才打開了包，準備拿錢包去買一杯咖啡開始裝b的日子。                                                                                                             但是等到我開了錢包之后，我才發現自己居然沒有帶錢包！                                                                                                             這是多么悲劇的事情！                                                                                                             我把包整個倒轉了一下，把里面的東西全部都倒出來，想要直接檢查一下，明明應該是放在包里面的么，怎么可能還會有遺漏，難道我早上出門的時候真的忘記塞錢包了？                                                                                                             我有些沮喪，難得想要來星巴克燒一回錢，居然還會演變出這種事情來，太無語了點，難道說我應該剛走進來就要裝包離開么？                                                                                                             這也實在是太掉臉了點，但是除去一臺筆記本電腦之外，剩下的只有除了手機，一本筆記本和一只筆，還有一張公交卡，哦，還有三枚y幣。                                                                                                             我捂臉，居然還會遇上這種事情。                                                                                                             想了想之后，我決定向人求助，在搜索過一圈求助人物的之后，我發現唯一能求助的人只有李澈。                                                                                                             李澈的公司就在附近，雖然我一次也沒有去過他的公司，但是地址我還是知道的，雖然和這個男人借錢有點囧，可是我玩的b較好的人不是回老家了，就是在上班，還有出了差現在正在北京的楊逸學長。                                                                                                             腆著一張老臉，我打了李澈的電話，救人一命勝造七級浮屠，上帝會迎接他的。                                                                                                             “怎么？”                                                                                                             李澈的聲音透過電波傳到耳邊的時候，越發顯得清冷，就像是一塊寒冰一樣，在空調房里面，這效果加倍。                                                                                                             “唔……”                                                                                                             我支吾著，沒有聽到聲音之前，我還覺得挺有勇氣的，但是一聽到他的聲音之后，那勇氣就像是遇到了針的氣球，“嘭”的一聲，爆破了。                                                                                                             “打電話過來讓我聽你發呆你可以再無聊一點?！崩畛豪浜吡藘陕?，他這句話翻譯成正常語錄應該是這樣的——“你有事趕緊說事，老子我很忙”。                                                                                                             我咽了一口口水，突然覺得自己就不應該打電話找他。                                                                                                             “在哪呢？”李澈又開口問著，他似乎一邊和我打電話一邊敲著電腦鍵盤，從電話里面我還能聽到那細小的敲擊聲。                                                                                                             “星巴克?！蔽依侠蠈崒嵒卮?，還帶了點委屈，“我忘記帶錢包了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            話說出來，我自己都覺得羞愧無b，                                                                                                             李澈似乎嘆了一口氣，聲音之中也帶了一點挫敗的味道。                                                                                                             “哪里的星巴克？”他問。                                                                                                             我順從地給了地址，掛了電話之后，我心情覺得有點得瑟，沒有想到李澈偶爾也是會良心發現的。                                                                                                             可是，我左等右等，等了近一個小時，沒等到李澈，倒是等到了一個花白頭發花白胡子還有著一個籃球大小的啤酒肚的老外。                                                                                                             老外臉上帶著笑，客氣地詢問著我身上的衣服是從哪里買的。                                                                                                             被人稱贊是一件很不錯的事情，所以我很飄飄然，飄飄然的結果就是完全不顧自己那破的和什么似的英文和對方交流，連b帶劃的，告訴他店名、地址，還有衣服的成分。                                                                                                             自打出了大學校門之后，我已經很少接觸英文那東西了，就算是看美劇，也主要看的是底下的中文翻譯。                                                                                                             交流了半晌之后，老外暈乎了，我也暈乎了，暈暈乎乎的老外最后留下一個暈乎我的出門了。                                                                                                             而在這個時候，李澈來了。                                                                                                             他穿著白襯衫和米se休閑k，袖子卷到了手肘處，額頭有著一層細小的汗水。                                                                                                             李澈幾乎是一眼就發現了坐在床邊的我，他皺著眉走了過來。                                                                                                             “李澈李澈，”我得意地朝著他說，想要把剛剛的事情跟他分享，“剛剛有一老外說我衣服好看！”                                                                                                             李澈坐在了我的對面，打量了我一下，然后緩緩地開口。                                                                                                             “怎么不是看上你的人？”他問，犀利無b。                                                                                                             我有點蒼涼遠目，這個問題實在太是直中紅心，很是難堪。                                                                                                             我斟酌了半天之后才道出了一個事實，“他看上去b我爸年紀大多了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            李澈恍然。                                                                                                             “那還是看上你的衣服吧！”                                                                                                             總之，李澈的攻擊力不是一般人能夠承受得起的，那絕對是超越了外掛的存在，b木馬還兇殘，一般x的防御軟件g本就不頂事。                                                                                                             “行了，不開玩笑行么！”                                                                                                             我撫著眉心，還好我沒有心臟一類的問題，要是換成一般x的nv孩子，估計早嚇呆過去算了。                                                                                                             李澈看著我，面無表情。                                                                                                             “我像是在開玩笑？”                                                                                                             我長嘆一聲，他常年都是板磚臉，不管什么時候都是這種101號表情，我哪能知道他到底是在開玩笑，還是在認真的說。                                                                                                             “好，就當你不是在開玩笑，”我渾身無力，“請問我有什么好處？”                                                                                                             李澈瞇著眼睛，像是在思考我這個問題，一會之后他才緩緩地回答了。                                                                                                             “在合理范圍內的所有好處?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            聽上去，很誘惑的感覺啊~~~                                                                                                             我雙手捧臉，老實說，這種橋段怎么就這么的熟悉呢，在很多臺言里面不都是這么寫的么，原本一對彼此相ai的男nv因為家庭壓迫而不能在一起，然后男主就會因為家庭因素或者其他因素而找了一個代理妻子作為煙霧彈。                                                                                                             當然的，很多情況下都是男主對nv主矢志不渝，而萬惡的配角進行各種使壞，b較讓人沉痛的是，其中一些小說男主中途移情別戀，看的讓人心寒無b。                                                                                                             但是這種只是yy而已。                                                                                                             “你的理由是什么？”                                                                                                             我問李澈，結果未出來之前，這原因也是很重要的，我可不會真的傻到要以身相許的地步，美得他。                                                                                                             在我問完這個問題之后，李澈有很長一段時間沒有開口說話，只是靜靜地看著我，看到我渾身發毛。                                                                                                             末了，他招了招手，穿著工作服的服務員走上了前來。                                                                                                             “結賬?！崩畛赫f。                                                                                                             借著服務員結賬的空檔，我看著李澈，這男人就是刀子嘴豆腐心，嘴巴上說是aa制。到最后還不是乖乖結賬了。                                                                                                             “你就老實說了吧，今天到底是怎么了？”                                                                                                             我問李澈，這家伙雖然偶爾還是會很囧，但是像是今天這樣的，還真的是第一次遇上，如果說沒有事情發生的話，那才叫是有鬼。                                                                                                             “覺得無聊了而已?！崩畛涸S久才吐出了一句。                                                                                                             太無聊了？                                                                                                             我為這個問題淚流滿面，居然以為這個拿我開涮。                                                                                                             “李澈，你可以再無聊一點?！蔽业伤?，沒事拿這種事情開玩笑，也真夠了他了，居然會無聊到現在這種程度。                                                                                                             “那，我有一個想要保護人?！崩畛焊呐_詞。                                                                                                             這感覺不錯，有萌點！                                                                                                             我看著李澈，這種才叫真的人話，而且還是挺有萌點的，爺們啊，靠譜！                                                                                                             但是這劇情，看上就有點像是臺言了，而且，重點李澈還有一個很符合小說男主的身份。果然人生b小說更加狗血。                                                                                                             但是玩兒劇情，還是得有犧牲j神的，我個人認為我還沒有到這種圣母的程度，不能拿這種事情開玩笑。                                                                                                             所以，只能當做說笑來玩玩，不能當真。                                                                                                             “那行，你就接著保護唄，這事我可不能答應?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我搖頭，別人的事情，自己少參合，免得到時候還沒吃到好果子呢，就惹的一身腥味了。                                                                                                             “對了，有件事情跟你說，你提前做好心理準備?！崩畛赫f著，眼神之中帶了點猶豫。                                                                                                             看到他那yu言又止的模樣，我大概知道了幾分。                                                                                                             “他回來了？”                                                                                                             我嘗試x地問著，能夠讓李澈展現出這么猶豫的模樣，大概也就是這件事情了吧。                                                                                                             這些年來，我們彼此都不談他的話題，像是一個禁忌，我原以為他再也不會出現在我的人生之中，原來不過只是空想而已。                                                                                                             李澈臉上劃過訝異，從他這表情看來，我想應該就是不離十了。                                                                                                             “你該不會就是因為他回來了，所以才約我出來吃飯的，還有說剛剛那些話的？”我好奇地問。                                                                                                             李澈冷哼了一聲，“少往自己臉上貼金！”                                                                                                             我吐了吐舌，我又自我感覺良好了么？！