有人說失戀是青春的必修課。                                                                                                             在這門課里，我修了兩回，分數一次b一次更慘烈。                                                                                                             淋了雨的直接后果就是感冒了，兩個鼻子堵的嚴實，嗓子也像是掛了一把刀一樣連喝水都是生疼的，渾身骨頭都在發酸，頭也疼的厲害，唯一慶幸的事情就是沒有高燒。                                                                                                             可是這也有一個好處，什么都不用想，就連吃飯喝水都有專人幫忙，這種福利都快趕超千金小姐了。                                                                                                             寢室里頭靜悄悄的，看著我吃掉一碗皮蛋瘦r粥和吞下感冒藥，陪我說了一會話，文雅和依依兩個人上課去了。                                                                                                             大三下學期，各門課的老師抓的都挺緊的，畢竟等到大四的時候，實習，畢業論文和答辯，還有就業問題接踵而至，到時候忙的很想學會影分、身術。                                                                                                             明明眼睛很g澀，卻不想閉著眼睛睡一會，睡的多了自然會再也睡不著，睡不著的時候往往容易胡思亂想。                                                                                                             聽說人si的時候所有的事情就會像走馬燈一樣在腦海里面走一遍，對的錯的，沒有一處是例外的，其實并不是只有臨si的時候才會想起這些事情，失眠的時候無聊的時候也會想到這些事情。                                                                                                             “篤篤”兩聲敲門聲從門口傳來。                                                                                                             “門沒鎖，進來吧?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我懶得起身，g脆就用力地扯著嗓子，一扯開之后我就有點覺得后悔了，嗓子真的好疼，早知道還是自己爬下床去拉一下門算了。我們寢室就是這樣，只要有人在的時候，寢室門一向是不關，                                                                                                             “吱呀”一聲，寢室的門被人推開了，會這么溫柔地開寢室門的人絕對不可能是我們寢室的人，也不像是我認識的人，因為她們開門一貫是用力地撞開再撞開，也不怕這么猛的動作招來了宿管阿姨。                                                                                                             我側過身t，扯了一下被子，把自己除了脖頸以外的部分也露出被窩來。                                                                                                             看到來人的時候，我還真的是沒有想到，居然來的人會是他。                                                                                                             李澈的表情也有些不清不愿，那種表情讓我忍不住想起了騰格爾，他的歌聲真的很不錯，要唱他的歌也很簡單，只要每次彎著腰，一副很肚子疼的扭曲表情就行了。                                                                                                             而現在李澈的表情大抵就是這樣的，他一臉很肚子疼的表情，看的我也很胃疼，最讓我震撼的事情是，他的手上還拿著一個j致的水果籃。                                                                                                             很震撼！                                                                                                             很受寵若驚！                                                                                                             很害怕！                                                                                                             他該不會像是白雪公主的后母一樣拿著鮮yan的蘋果來毒殺我吧？我應該還沒有那么值錢……                                                                                                             他也應該不至于如此歹毒吧？                                                                                                             李澈走近了門來，看到我們寢室的時候，忍不住皺了皺眉頭。                                                                                                             發現他這細微的變化，我忍不住打量了自己的寢室一下，其實也還好啊，沒有滿地的垃圾，也沒有那丟的到處都是的臟衣服……                                                                                                             ~~(╯﹏╰)b                                                                                                             我看到了文雅床鋪上的丟的內k了，而且還是黑se蕾絲半透明的！                                                                                                             _|||                                                                                                             文雅jiejie果然是，悶燒的典范，吾等甘拜下風。                                                                                                             李澈他應該不會是看到了那玩意所以才會皺眉的吧？這又沒有什么可以大驚小怪的，在他們男生還有人豪邁地穿著丁字k的時候，為毛不能允許我們有透明的內衣k？男人都是衣物控，這種誘*惑神馬的，不是他們的最ai么                                                                                                             李澈的視線在一角停頓了一會，我順著他的視線看去，那一角只存在一個垃圾桶，而垃圾桶內此時裝的不是什么垃圾，而是被我丟棄的一條圍巾和一頂帽子。                                                                                                             原來，他看的是那些。                                                                                                             “還沒si？”                                                                                                             李澈看了我一眼，把手上的水果籃往我書桌上一放，開口道。                                                                                                             我知道了，他是怕我病的不夠慘，所以專門來氣si我的，這男人真惡毒啊真惡毒……                                                                                                             我翻了一個白眼。                                                                                                             “不好意思，讓你失望了。暫時還沒si?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “禍害遺千年?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “……”                                                                                                             我無言以對，大概在他的心目中我的存在價值就是和小強沒有什么差別的，當然的，我也可以把這種當做是一種恭維，反正能夠當小強也不錯，生命力夠強悍。                                                                                                             當然，他不讓我好過，我也沒打算讓他好過。                                                                                                             “話說，我剛想到你呢，你就出現了，還真是夠巧合的?！蔽倚Σ[瞇地說著，原本還想憋出點甜膩的聲音來的，但是現在的嗓子實在是完成不了那么高難度的任務，不管怎么憋都是沙啞的聲音，所以我決定放棄。                                                                                                             “哦？”                                                                                                             李澈的表情有著一瞬間的轉變，但是也是只有那微微一瞬間而已，他的眉微微挑了挑，那模樣突然之間居然還多了一點邪魅的味道。                                                                                                             “你真的要我說么？|”我問，我怕我要是真的說了，這個男人這一次也許不是擺出肚子疼得表情，而是蛋疼了。                                                                                                             說不說，那是一個問題。                                                                                                             “你說不說？”李澈瞇了瞇眼，有種文斗不行換武斗的意味。                                                                                                             好吧，既然他想要蛋疼，我自然是要成全他的。                                                                                                             “你還記得去年龍翔內k攤么？”我說著，用著最瓊瑤的聲調，但是卻有著王朔的魂兒，那種嬉笑怒罵之中看淡一切的范兒，這是誰都模仿不來的。                                                                                                             我該淡定了，尤其是在看到李澈的臉變得鐵青的時候，心中那種快、感實在讓人有點得瑟的味道。                                                                                                             其實我也不想說這件事的，可我和李澈之間的交集實在不多，思來想去這讓人印象深刻的也就那么幾出而已，不得已，姐我又往事重提憶往昔去了。                                                                                                             這件事情發生的時間也不算特別的久遠，還算是一個笑料，所以至今讓我印象深刻。                                                                                                             那大概是上學期十二月份的時候，具t是哪天我也不是很清楚，只記得哪天是周末。                                                                                                             原本哪天定下是要和文雅一起去逛龍翔服飾城的，杭州b較出名的地方其實也沒有多少，一個是西湖，還有就是河坊街，接下來的大概就是武林路，延安路一類的了。                                                                                                             而龍翔服飾城就在延安路上，在各家服飾專賣店的中間，要說里面的衣服又多好什么的也實在算不上，只是里面品種很多，飾品衣服鞋襪什么都有，特點可以討價還價。                                                                                                             文雅一向很喜歡這種地方，并不是又多喜歡里面的東西，而是享受那殺價的刺激感。                                                                                                             文雅姐的還價功夫，那絕對的是一夫當關萬夫莫開，無人敢與其爭鋒，所以我每次去逛龍翔的時候總是喜歡和文雅一起去。                                                                                                             我負責挑喜歡的，然后試穿，文雅還價，然后我給錢，分工合作配合的完美無間。                                                                                                             那天我被文雅放了鴿子，她臨時有事，出門去了，剛好靳騏的電話打了過來。                                                                                                             我原本還以為男生一向不大喜歡逛商場的，這是從很多男生身上得出的觀念，他們一向都喜歡速戰速決，出門之前想好自己想要買的東西，到了商場之后直奔目的地，很多時候連貨b三家都懶得。                                                                                                             所以在靳騏說要陪我逛街的時候，我還真的挺意外的，甚至都已經做好了他會中途逃跑的思想準備。                                                                                                             可他總是超出我的預料，他真的整整陪了我一個下午，毫無怨言。                                                                                                             而李澈是被靳騏拉來的，在剛見到他的時候，我就知道他的心情很不爽，從那一張便秘的臉se上就可以完全得知。                                                                                                             其實，這種事情也不算是第一次了，在之前也不是沒有發生過。                                                                                                             我和靳騏約會的時候，總是會有李澈這個第三者的陪伴，而每次李澈的眼神透露的都是一個訊息——你怎么還不離開。                                                                                                             看到李澈的時候，我的心情很不好。                                                                                                             當我心情很不好的時候，我總是想要nve待人，所以我拉著靳騏在商城里面逛了一圈又一圈，一直逛足了整整三個小時，連我自己都覺得受不了的時候，我才喊了卡。                                                                                                             在看到李澈和靳騏都一臉沒什么的表情之后，我才深深領悟到，其實我是在自nve。                                                                                                             “走吧，回去了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我邁著一雙酸軟的腿，逛了三個小時的我只想要做一件事情就是立馬回到寢室然后爬shang躺下，一直躺到舒坦為止。                                                                                                             “等一下，”一直都沒有開口的李澈開了口，“我要買點東西?！眧                                                                                                             恩？                                                                                                             我有點意外，李澈和靳騏穿衣都蠻講究的，一點也不像是會在龍翔服飾城里面買東西的樣子。                                                                                                             “你也要跟著來么？”                                                                                                             李澈看了我一眼，問著。                                                                                                             “啊|”我有點意外，難道說，我不能跟著去么？                                                                                                             “我要去買內k，你也要跟著來？”李澈看了我一眼，問著。                                                                                                             我臉se一紅，沒有想到李澈這個家伙居然會這么的直接，這么的無所不用其極。                                                                                                             想了想之后，我還是點了點頭。                                                                                                             |“去，我當然去，你又不是當場試穿！|”我哼了哼，想要用這種方法支開我，也實在是太卑劣了點??！                                                                                                             我原本還以為李澈是騙我來著，沒有想到，他還真的走到了賣男士內k的地方，還挑的一臉認真，仔細b較。                                                                                                             那畫面看的我很囧，整張臉通紅。                                                                                                             “隨便拿兩條不就好了?！蔽铱棺h，這對一個nv孩子來說絕對是一種酷刑。                                                                                                             “你以為是日本的兜襠布么”李澈看了我一眼，依舊挑很慢條斯理。                                                                                                             “我看你也g本就撐不起日本的兜襠布吧？!”我反問，這家伙以為我不懂那玩意是嘛么，好歹我也是看日本動漫玩大的，那玩意我b你還了解。                                                                                                             我以為事情到這里就結束了，但是沒有想到李澈居然還回了我一句，頓時讓我們三陷入了掉臉至極的地步。、                                                                                                             “怎么說我也處了二十多年，二十多年的余貨難道還不夠撐么！”                                                                                                             李澈當時說的很認真，說完之后他才意識到自己說了什么內容，頓時也困窘了。                                                                                                             一個國產帥哥在21世紀還是一個在室男，這件事情也么有什么好炫耀的啊。                                                                                                             我笑著，一直笑到咳嗽。                                                                                                             現在想起這件事情，我還是覺得很有趣，那么困窘的李澈還是第一次見到，早知道那個時候就應該錄下來才對的。                                                                                                             “你真的有那么開心么？”李澈由著我笑著，他只是靜靜地看著，然后靜靜地問出了這么一句。                                                                                                             笑聲戛然而止，我像是一只被掐住了脖子的鴨一樣，滿臉通紅，不知所措。