請記住本站地址……cc，任何搜索引擎搜索即可快速進入本站！                                                                                                             話說三只小美獸是一天一天的長大，老人常說童無忌，不過，我家的三個寶寶卻是一天一天更讓我心疼。                                                                                                             育兒日記之童話故事篇：                                                                                                             當幾個寶寶到了三歲的時候，幾只獸爹白天在外是辛辛苦苦的賺錢養家，晚上是si賴在我床上不肯走，身為寶寶們的娘親，這教育的重任自然就落在我的肩上。                                                                                                             抱著nv兒坐在樹蔭下，我洋洋灑灑的說起了白雪公主與七個小矮人的故事?？粗凰г趹阎衝ve待的小白菜，我是掬一把同淚啊，對不起，狐小弟，是jiejie我把你給害慘了。                                                                                                             “親ai的美美nv兒，剛才娘親講的故事好聽嗎？”把一身白毛被扯得只剩下幾根的憐小白菜給解放出來，我溫柔的問“你覺得白雪公主是個怎么樣的人呢？”                                                                                                             “哼，笨si了。明知那個臭后母那么惡毒，還一次又一次的上當受騙?！奔儍舻乃{眸閃過一絲邪美“如果我是白雪公主，一定會叫狼爹爹狠狠揍她一頓，然后叫蝙蝠爺爺把她的那塊臭妖鏡給劈個粉碎，然后叫黑衣叔叔們把她的城堡給圍個水泄不通，一把火把它燒個gg凈凈，讓那個臭巫婆無家歸，只能跪在我面前叩一千個響頭，然后再把她扔進山里，讓野狼把她啃得骨頭也不剩?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “呵呵，小美美啊，做人是不能太惡毒的?！蔽沂且贿吢犚贿呅捏@rou跳呀，這個nv兒的x子，怎么就沒半分像我這樣溫柔善良，ai親呢？                                                                                                             “丫丫娘，狼王爹說過的，我是高高在上的小公主，如果有人膽敢惹我，就一定要讓他吃不完兜著走?！毙±莕v是高傲地揚著小下巴，眼中的邪氣更威“蝙蝠爺爺就經常教我，人敬我一尺，我敬人一丈，但如果別人膽敢冒犯我，那就一定不能手下留?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “是嗎？”繼續g笑幾聲，蝙蝠老頭啊，我家的nv兒，讓你給荼毒成什么樣子了。雙手拿起小手，然后大眼兒對上她的藍珠子“nv兒啊，如果你也想找個白馬王子，就一定要當個善良的小公主喲?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “這個娘親就別擔心了?！眂h0u出小手輕輕拍拍我的肩頭“你沒看見郎國太子叔叔的幾個俊美兒子都圍著我轉嗎？張尚書家的小帥哥，哪次見了我不是想抓起我的小手的，還有雅臣表舅的小書生，不也是一天幾次地往我們家里跑嗎？”                                                                                                             嗚~~~~~我本來天真ai的美美nv兒，什么時候變成這樣的。嗚~~~~那幫小混混，我絕對不能再讓他們進我家的門……                                                                                                             在對郎美美同學進行了血與淚的教育之后，我終于認清了一個事實：那就是近朱者赤，近墨者黑，這一名，絕對是真理中的真理……那臭se狼和蝙蝠老頭，我一定不會放過他們……                                                                                                             育兒日記之啞口無篇：                                                                                                             一個與平常一樣的晴朗早晨。某只小小酷狐貍砰的一聲推開門，然后撲向被狐爹抱得實實的娘親，小手用力的推著睡得sisi的某丫“丫丫娘，起床了！丫丫娘，快起床！”                                                                                                             “古龍龍，你一大早就吵醒你娘親做什么？去去去，別來煩她，今天你娘要陪我?！弊蛲肀蛔约赫垓v了一整晚，自己的徒兒才剛睡著沒一會兒呢!                                                                                                             “嗯，小龍龍，找我有事嗎？”我記得的，對待孩子一定要有母ai，特別是這個一向對人冰冷的狐貍兒子，更要用溫柔來感化他。                                                                                                             “我是來叫你起床的，你沒有忘記今天是什么日子吧？”冰冰的綠眸看著一臉茫然的娘親，“還有，丫丫娘不是說過早睡早起身t好的嗎？怎么自己還si賴在床上不起來？”                                                                                                             “呵呵，對不起，娘親這就起來！”剛想起來之際，才驚覺自己被下的身子還是一絲不掛的，馬上對著兒子打哈哈“這個，兒子啊，你能到外面等娘親嗎？等我換好衣服我們再討論你來找我的事，好嗎？”                                                                                                             “不好，如果我出去了。狐貍爹肯定不會讓你起來的?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “龍龍兒子，有你這樣對娘親說話的嗎？”因為小狐貍一直試圖獨占某丫，所以古大狐貍對古小狐貍一直都很警惕“你現在就給我出去?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “我就不出去，丫丫娘絕對不以忘記今天是什么日子?！庇衅涓副赜衅渥?，龍龍小狐貍也是很堅持的。                                                                                                             “古龍龍，你是皮癢找打了是？”                                                                                                             “啊，師傅，你怎么能對孩子這樣？”                                                                                                             “我對他怎么了，他是我兒子，不聽話就得打?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “哼，丫丫娘說了，就算我人小，但也有說不的權利?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “你這小崽子，今天我不打你就不當你老子?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “師傅，不要?！笨粗蠛傋分『偛环?，我馬上披起衣服，把兒子抱在懷中，然后親親他的小臉“今天是龍龍的生日，丫丫娘當然不會忘了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “娘親，我問古爺爺我是怎么出生的，他說我是從石頭里蹦出來的?！北萄壑檎J真地看著我“真是這樣的嗎？”                                                                                                             “這個嘛，好像是的?！边@古龍龍，怎么一大早就問我這種ren問題呢？                                                                                                             “那么說我的娘親是石頭才對喲！”                                                                                                             “這個嘛，好像也是地?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “但是為什么我要叫你娘親，叫他做狐貍爹呢？那么我的石頭娘親和石頭爹又在哪里？”                                                                                                             “臭兒子，別聽你娘親的話。你是你丫丫娘生出來的?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “那我是怎么生出來的？”                                                                                                             “呵呵，這個這個，兒子是娘親我身上的一塊rou啦。丫丫娘把你放在肚子里七個月，然后你就出來了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “這么說來，那我和狐貍爹不是就沒有關系了嗎？”                                                                                                             “兒子，你錯了吶，是你爹爹我在你丫丫娘肚子里播下的種子的喲，所以，讓你進到mama肚子里的人是爹爹我。要不是我，你還進不到你丫丫娘肚子里面去！”                                                                                                             “丫丫娘，是真的嗎？”                                                                                                             “這個，好像是真的?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “那狐貍爹是怎樣在丫丫娘肚子里播種的呢？”                                                                                                             “嘿嘿，這個，丫丫娘也說不清楚耶?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “不行，你一定要說?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “兒子，不講行不行？”                                                                                                             “不行，一定要講！”                                                                                                             “親ai的狐貍兒子，這個問題，丫丫娘現在是答不了你的，相信爹爹我，再過十年八年，你就絕對以知道了?！笨磥斫€是老的辣，白衣狐貍一手優雅的提起兒子的衣領，然后打開門順手扔了出去。哼，一大早的就來擾人清夢，真的該打……                                                                                                             育兒日記之父子爭寵篇：                                                                                                             看著粘在某丫懷中的小牛牛，牛爹是恨得牙癢癢呀，這個兒子，已經快剝奪了自己陪ai妻睡的權力了。所以，絕對不能再讓他得意下去，不然，自己在某丫心中的地位就更會一落千丈。                                                                                                             “小丫頭，來，吃吃我特意為你做的烤rou?！卑严銍妵姷拿牢斗旁谧雷由?，嘴角含著溫柔笑意地輕輕的把小牛牛扔到一旁，然后讓某丫坐在他的腿上，sese的大手緊緊地摟著柔軟的小腰，挾起一塊透著香潤的rou片遞到小嘴旁“乖，把嘴張開，很好吃的?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            一向無法抗拒美食引誘的我在某牛的溫柔攻勢下輕輕張開嘴，香yan的rou片是入口su化，美美地向著牛牛一笑，然后摟上他的腰“真的很好吃?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “好吃就吃多點?！钡靡獾叵蛑鴥鹤右恍Α靶》卜?，你要不要也吃點？”                                                                                                             “哼，我才不要?！毙∈稚煜虺缘谜龤g的某丫“丫丫娘，我要抱抱?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “好?！卑阉脖г趹阎?，然后在他ai的小臉蛋上親了一下。                                                                                                             “丫丫娘?！敝噶酥缸约旱男∽?，小小的紫眸示威地對上隱隱有著妒忌的冰紫寒光“這里也親一下?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “好?！毙χH了親他的小嘴。                                                                                                             “娘親，你真好?！毙∨_著大牛做了個鬼臉，把頭靠在某丫柔軟的x部上，然后拉開紫衣牛的手，親熱地把小手環在小蠻腰上。                                                                                                             “北凡凡，你給我下來?！笨粗逞颈怀远垢?，就算是自己的兒子，也不行。某牛額頭立刻是青筋盡露“你娘親的小嘴只能我吻?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “為什么？”                                                                                                             “因為她是我娘子?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “才不要，丫丫娘是我的?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “你給我滾下來，沒有我哪來的你?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “我不管，我說丫丫娘是我的就是我的?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “這個，兩位如果要吵架，是不是也等我吃完才吵好些呢？”                                                                                                             “王丫丫，你說，在你的心中，到底是兒子重要還是我重要？”                                                                                                             “嗚~~丫丫娘，你是最喜歡凡凡的是嗎？”                                                                                                             “這個這個，我兩個都喜歡啦?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “不行，王丫丫，你一定要說更喜歡哪一個？”                                                                                                             “嗚~~~丫丫娘，我討厭你~~~”                                                                                                             “告訴你們，如果再問我這個問題，就馬上給我消失?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            為了幾只小獸的健康成長，我分別與狐貍師傅、se狼王爺、冰牛牛、蝙蝠老頭、古巴老伯、月使和一眾黑衣衛進行了推心置腹的談話，不過，看著依然我行我素的兒nv們，我只能仰天長嘆：我這當娘親的，真的是很失敗啊~~~~