一個好的nv人要進得廚房出得廳堂，還要容得下jq。                                                                                                             如果在以前的時候我一定會認為這種nv人一如神一樣的存在，就算不是神，至少也絕對圣母級別，沒有想到今天我也成了圣母。                                                                                                             母上大人，我終于和你站在同一個高度上了。                                                                                                             但是，我為什么就悲劇地成了給這兩男人做飯的小nv傭？用不用這么p灰的??？                                                                                                             “阿墨，你在生氣？”                                                                                                             靳騏不知道什么時候進了廚房，湊到了我的面前，臉上帶著討好的笑，也沒有的打算幫手的意思，依靠在一邊看著我動作。                                                                                                             “要幫手就留下，不幫手的話，就出去?！蔽铱戳艘谎劢U，從他的臉se上來看，g本還算ok么，除了帶了點鼻音，其余的也還算是正常，只是我沒有想到李澈也是在這的，也難怪會讓我買那么多的食材上來。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你生氣了?！苯U湊近了我，一臉認真道。                                                                                                             我自認現在的自己絕對沒有一點的情緒流露，就像案板上那一條被我sisi地按住魚頭的花鰱一樣，用力地刮著那魚身上魚鱗，以前的時候老娘就曾經說過，當我每次處理魚的時候，那表情特別的認真。                                                                                                             每次我聽到老娘這么說的時候，總會分外得意起來，要知道認真的nv人最美麗，就算是一臉的撒氣……殺氣。                                                                                                             “阿墨……”                                                                                                             靳騏雙手環上了我的腰，這個動作差一點讓我刮魚鱗的一刀差一點削上了自己的手指釀出一場血案。                                                                                                             我一直認為這么被人從背后抱住的感覺很美好，還有點浪漫的味道，但是問題能不能不在我一手拿著刀一手sisi地按著魚頭，一臉殺氣模樣猙獰這種場景下，滿室的魚腥味，現在我終于親身t驗到了之后，才徹底地明白這種場景真的不算是很美好。                                                                                                             但是在靳騏的腦袋擱在我的肩膀上，那溫熱的呼x1噴在脖頸上，哈癢的威力是很強大的，那su麻的感覺從尾椎骨直沖脊椎骨，這xia0hun的感覺讓我想到了之前做的一個夢，夢里面那綿長的吻讓我印象十足深刻。                                                                                                             好吧，我又開始yd地胡思亂想了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，不生氣了吧，不生氣吧……”靳騏雙手慢慢收緊，下巴在我肩膀上蹭啊蹭的，聲音討好。                                                                                                             幾乎不用回頭，我都能夠想象得到靳騏現在臉上的表情無恥之中又帶了點無辜的模樣，不用懷疑，在一張帥臉上出現這種表情來的時候，除了萌還是萌，這一招是他的殺手锏，殺人不見血，對我尤其有效。                                                                                                             我和靳騏不是沒有吵架過，有時候逛街的時候都會因為一點小事，引發觀念不同而爭吵，有時候惱火的時候，我也曾甩開他的手一個人往前走，但是只要一回頭，就會瞧見靳騏還站在原地，鼓著一張臉，像是一個孩子一樣直接在原地蹲了下來，眨巴著眼睛往著你看。                                                                                                             任誰瞧見這種樣子，就算是心里面再有氣也一下子全消了，只能笑笑，然后上前去拉他起來，他不覺得丟臉，我還覺得丟臉呢！                                                                                                             有時候，我也曾告誡自己“凌墨，你可以再有出息一點么”這樣的話，但是每次都是失敗而告終，就想依依說的那樣，一物降一物，對于靳騏，我真的一點都沒轍，被吃的sisi的還甘之如飴。                                                                                                             對于靳騏，我承認自己真的很沒有出息。                                                                                                             “阿墨，阿墨……”                                                                                                             靳騏一聲聲叫著，聲音柔軟無b。                                                                                                             被他這么叫著，我的姿態也忍不住放軟了點，剛想要開口讓他出廚房，別在這妨礙我自由發揮的時候，靳騏抱著我的身轉了個圈，背靠著流理臺。                                                                                                             還沒等我抗議呢，眼前靳騏的臉一下子放大了，唇上一熱，呼x1到的都是靳騏身上的味道。                                                                                                             靳騏不ch0u煙，所以他的身上的氣息gg凈凈帶了點薄荷味的清爽，有一點點微甜，還有一天天的苦味。                                                                                                             那是板藍g的味道吧？                                                                                                             唇舌之間的交纏讓我又想起了那一天的夢，雖然現在的靳騏沒有夢里面的邪魅，但是他的吻還是那么讓人……難以抗拒，呼x1紊亂。                                                                                                             這是我和靳騏第一次接吻，在一個好不浪漫的場合下，甚至，我手上的刀還沒有放下，也虧得我記得自己手上是滿手的魚腥，而沒有緊抓住靳騏的衣服，不然的話，他身上這條背心算是要報廢了。                                                                                                             在這種時刻，玩玩是會出現一個作為破壞者的人物出場的，而李澈，一向把這個角se演繹的淋漓盡致。                                                                                                             “咳咳……”                                                                                                             李澈輕咳的聲音在廚房間門口響起，成功地阻止了我和靳騏的唇齒相依，相濡以沫。                                                                                                             這家伙，果然是見不得我們獨處，瞧這森森的ai??！                                                                                                             靳騏看了我一眼，笑了開來，一點也不在乎現在李澈站在門外，靳騏用指腹慢慢地摩挲著我的臉，表情很得意的樣子。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你臉紅了，”靳騏嘻嘻地笑著，湊近了我的耳朵，“你該不會是初吻吧?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我哼唧了一聲，表示抗議。                                                                                                             “你技術不好，那是你的錯覺?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我說著，然后故作淡定地轉過了身，開始接著處理自己剛剛只處理了一半的魚。                                                                                                             當然我也頂多就是嘴巴上說的好聽而已，對于kiss這種事情，我經驗不足，技術也不強，畢竟之前只交往過一個男人，這種事情g過次數不多，要想變成高手，除非有事沒事拉著靳騏在那邊多鍛煉一下才有可能。                                                                                                             不過，從剛剛的感受來看，靳騏似乎是個中高手，就算不是高手，那熟門熟路的姿態也絕對b我技術強，或者某天我可以和他探討一下“你究竟有幾個好meimei”這種經典的話題。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你心虛了吧！”                                                                                                             靳騏雙手拍上了我的肩膀，在我臉上印了一下，然后閃出了廚房重地，把圣人君子遠庖廚這個教導貫徹到底，同樣的，也不給我反駁的機會。                                                                                                             靳騏出了廚房，和李澈兩個人呆在客廳里面有一茬沒一茬地聊著天。                                                                                                             聽著這兩個人的交談聲，在我心底突然萌發了一個想法，靳騏為什么突然之間會想到吻我？                                                                                                             是我認真殺魚的模樣x1引了他，還是想要讓李澈看看這畫面？                                                                                                             唔，要是真的是后者，把一個歪男掰直的能耐我似乎沒有啊……                                                                                                             我甩了甩頭，把自己這種想法甩出腦海，應該不至于這么悲劇的吧，應該是的。                                                                                                             我做飯的動作挺快，畢竟也是經過鍛煉出來的。                                                                                                             魚頭豆腐湯，蒜泥生菜，豌豆玉米粒，在加上一盤木須r，組合成了今天的午飯。                                                                                                             李澈似乎也有點意外，在吃飯的時候還朝著我多看上了幾眼，這說的話也帶了點酸丟丟的成分所在。                                                                                                             “看不出來，你原來還有這種優勢?！崩畛簩ξ艺f，帶著打量的眼神看著我。                                                                                                             除了這個，我原來還有其他的優勢么？！                                                                                                             我看了李澈一眼，不大明白他的話。                                                                                                             靳騏似乎挺開心的，一碗飯吃的特別的快，然后還不忘去盛了第二碗。作為廚師的身份，我當然是很樂見的，作為nv友的身份，我更加是樂見這種情況的。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你做的b外賣的好吃多了，真想一直就這么吃下去?！苯U一邊扒著飯，一邊對著我說，“可惜，就是以后都要嘗不到了?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我得意不已，自家做的外賣怎么能b，外賣里放了那么多的味j和鹽，這么吃下去，老年癡呆什么的也是要提前得的。                                                                                                             因為被夸贊緣故，讓我全部心思都放在被稱贊的部分而忘記了靳騏話里面的重點，后來我才想起，原來在很早的時候，他就已經在話語和行動之中開始向我告白了，只是我一直不聰明，所以沒有聽出來。                                                                                                             如果那個時候我能夠多留心一點，或許在靳騏離開的時候就不會顯得這么的驚慌失措了。                                                                                                             李澈一向不多話，所以他只是沉默地吃著自己的午飯，偶爾抬頭看了我和靳騏一眼。                                                                                                             吃過了午飯，靳騏幫著我一起收拾了桌子，而李澈擺出一副大老爺們的樣子不知道從哪里m出一臺筆記本，坐在客廳的沙發上玩著電腦，完全沒有想要來幫忙的意思。                                                                                                             “我下午廣播社有事情，等會就回去，晚上的菜我已經準備好在冰箱里面了，你自己微薄一下吧?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            我一邊洗碗一邊叮囑著靳騏，他的冰箱里面很多時候都是空置的，柜子里面除了泡面還是泡面，所以我順帶連晚上的菜提前準備了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你對我真好?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            靳騏蹭過來，很討好的表情。                                                                                                             “哼，我不在的時候，小心你的貞c！”我用一雙sh答答的手□□靳騏的臉，扭著他臉上的r，用兇神惡煞的姿態“恐嚇”他。                                                                                                             靳騏愣了愣，一會之后他皺了皺眉頭。                                                                                                             “腐nv天下??！小爺對1uanlun和男人的菊花沒有興趣?！苯U反手揪著我的鼻子，用力捏著“你少給我亂yy?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            “那你表哥每次見我表情都像我搶了nv人或是男人的樣子？”我抗議，不再揪著靳騏腮幫子r，改去掰他揪著我鼻子不放的手，因為鼻子被人揪著，說出來的話也有點含糊不清。                                                                                                             “這個么……”靳騏一臉若有所思的模樣。                                                                                                             “那你不說，我就yy他喜歡我了撒！”我說，突然之間覺得這個可能x也挺大的。                                                                                                             靳騏冷哼了兩聲，同樣廚房外也有兩聲冷哼。                                                                                                             “凌墨，真看不來你還那么自戀？”李澈的聲音冷漠。                                                                                                             靳騏用點頭的方式表示他和李澈站在同一邊。