臨近上課時分，教學樓電梯那里圍滿了人，要在這個時候殺進中心擠上電梯，那是一件很高難度的事情。                                                                                                             但是對于我們這種處于大三見慣了上課人cha0的老人來說，這g本就不是一件太難的事情。擠電梯不是要從正面擠，而是要從側面擠。                                                                                                             這一點，實在是和擠x圍有著異曲同工之妙。                                                                                                             所以在那些個還從正面進行攻擊的困在外面的時候，我已經從側面殺進了電梯里面，占據了一個角落。                                                                                                             情況很糟。                                                                                                             在擠進來的人在那邊叫嚷著幫忙按一下幾號樓層的時候，我已經是憋的滿臉通紅地被一個男生堵在最里面的角落，而且還是臉對臉的模式。                                                                                                             那男生身高頗高，不算矮的我只到他肩膀處，而我的x，極度貼近他的x膛，即便是在一開始的時候我已經早有防范意識地先把手上的那薄薄的一份名單給護在了x前，要不然今天老娘這虧本就要虧大發了。                                                                                                             可是，我覺得，那薄薄的一張紙頂個p呀，反倒有點yu蓋彌彰yu迎還拒的味道來著。而且，今天出門沒有翻h歷，穿的t恤是立領，雖然上面有紐扣，但是在剛剛的電梯奮戰之中，不小心解開了上面的兩顆。                                                                                                             我有些蒼涼遠目，悲劇啊……                                                                                                             在這么多人的情況下，我當然不可能做出扣扣子這種事情來，那樣誰都知道我剛剛松開了扣子。                                                                                                             而且更可悲的事情是，g據我的一貫經驗，站的高一向看的多，b如我坐在公交車最后一排高位上的時候，基本上都能夠把坐在前面的文雅或者依依的x前風云一覽無余。                                                                                                             經驗裴然害si人啊，要是完全不知道那該有多好？！                                                                                                             我抬眼，狠狠地剜向他，心理決定他如果真的在看的話，等會在他出電梯之前一定要故踩上兩腳來泄憤！                                                                                                             不得不說，這家伙長的真的是挺好看的。                                                                                                             至少是在我大學已經過去的兩年生涯中，唯二讓我心情激蕩的人。                                                                                                             不用猜，之前唯一的那個，是我們廣播社前任社長——楊逸，大四老鳥一枚。                                                                                                             當年的我就是在社團招新上被丫的美se所迷，過三關斬六將地混進了廣播社以盼能夠和帥哥天天樓臺相會，向yan花木易逢春一把。                                                                                                             但是，命運沒有提前通知我，牛郎早已有了織nv，而我連當喜鵲的資格都沒有。                                                                                                             美se果然害人不淺，尤其是像我這種膚淺的生物，當年和我一樣被美se所迷為廣播社流血流汗的nvx不在少數，所以多少還是安撫了一下我那顆容易躁動和受傷的心。                                                                                                             因為當年的躁動來的快，去的快，兩個室友多少有些好奇那傳說中的人物，但是在見到楊逸之后，她們兩個一直都很覺得我有些重口。                                                                                                             楊逸很yan光，是一個有著一身古銅se的肌膚，在z大屬于只要球場上缺人的時候能夠臨時被抓去做替代隊員的傳奇人物。                                                                                                             在多少日本經典v里面，和美nv搭檔的都是有著大肚腩的大叔，我的重口多少還是能夠理解的，更何況當古天樂從n油小生變成型男的時候，還不是照樣謀殺了一堆nvx的ai。                                                                                                             其中重點不在膚se，而是在那一張俊秀的臉龐。                                                                                                             眼前這家伙的美se是和yan光型的前社長是完全不同的風格。                                                                                                             他屬于白白凈凈的書生型少年，清雋卻不單薄，有幾分少nv時代幻想的白馬王子型號，但是那笑容看上去并不是很單純，有點城府的味道，甚至還透著一gu子散漫。                                                                                                             我在z大混跡了兩年，怎么就沒有發現同屆的這么一個型號的帥哥？                                                                                                             我那膚淺的心開始danyan來danyan去，也許還帶了點后外點冰三周半，最后一個穩穩的落地，宣告正式被眼前的美se攻陷。                                                                                                             或者我現在可以去告訴那兩個家伙，我的口味又變得清淡了，我的審美又從型男回歸到小白臉了⊙﹏⊙b                                                                                                             小白臉君臉上掛著笑，輕輕朝著我挑了挑眉峰，用眼神示意我，那不小心解開的扣子底下一片bainengneng的xr還有那一條深邃的馬里亞納海g0u正在對他say hello。                                                                                                             只要再低一點點，就能被人欣賞到我今天穿的是什么顏se和樣式的內衣了。                                                                                                             太悲劇了。                                                                                                             我很想哀號一聲，然后把頭用力地撞上電梯，但是看到小白臉君一臉笑意的模樣，我又整個人開始不爽了。                                                                                                             看甚！笑甚！                                                                                                             我喜歡！我樂意給人看不行啊，老娘有資本有本錢給人看撒！                                                                                                             我在心底嘀咕了一句，裝作一副很有底氣的模樣，但是那紅透的臉孔卻是泄露了我隱藏在心底的羞愧。                                                                                                             tat，好丟臉，其實我真的是純潔的孩子??！                                                                                                             隨著樓層數的上漲，電梯里面的人越來越少，到十樓的時候，電梯里面只有我和小白臉君兩個人。                                                                                                             我和他一人守在電梯一角，原本我還想借著沒人的空當把紐扣給扣上，但是瞅見他背靠著電梯壁嘴上帶著若有似無的笑看著我的時候，我覺得還是等出去之后再說吧。                                                                                                             有些美se可以褻玩，而有些美se只能遠觀，雖然我凌墨膚淺，但是還不至于到分不清楚著這一點，眼前的小白臉君，很明顯的就是屬于第二種。                                                                                                             “你不把扣子給扣上？”他問，聲音之中帶著明顯隱忍了許久的笑意。                                                                                                             果然！                                                                                                             這個時候，不管他長的有多么的風華絕代，我都看到他背后長出了黑se的惡魔翅膀，手上抓著黑se三角鋼叉，很歡騰地在我的傷口上戳了一次又一次。                                                                                                             “你覺得好看么？”我齜著牙問著，然后憤憤地把自己那兩顆悲劇的扣子當著他的面給扣上了。                                                                                                             矯情個啥，反正這小白臉早就已經看過了，丟臉都丟過了，也不怕再丟臉一次了。                                                                                                             我是囧娃，我怕誰！                                                                                                             “看不出來你個頭不大，還是挺有料的?！彼?，一手支著下巴做思考狀，“挺好的，似乎還一手不能掌握？”                                                                                                             “……”                                                                                                             流氓！                                                                                                             我突然很想罵臟話，這家伙最好不要讓我遇見第二次，不然我不能保證明天社會新聞頭版頭條都是什么“血染校園，z大也未能幸免于難”一類的報道。                                                                                                             我覺得唯一讓我遺憾的是，我爸不是李剛。                                                                                                             “叮咚”一聲，電梯發出一聲清響，我第一次覺得這聲音是如此的悅耳，讓我覺得有著一種宛如重生般的感覺。                                                                                                             他和我同時踏出了電梯，有著一雙長腿的他走路動作挺快，幾個跨步，一個轉身就進了1104號教室。                                                                                                             我瞅著那門牌號，笑的特別地j邪。                                                                                                             君子報仇，十年不晚。                                                                                                             在我手上的那一份點名計算機班的名單，就是在1104號教室上課的。                                                                                                             我不是nv子，而且我肚子里面只有內臟沒有船。                                                                                                             我掛上趙倩的學生科名牌，斂了斂心神之后大踏步地在走進了教室。                                                                                                             講師已經在教室里面了，只等那上課鈴聲一響就開始傳到授業解惑，和老師打了一聲招呼之后，我動用了上課用的話筒開始學生科的點名。                                                                                                             站在講臺上的我，看著下面那一片黑壓壓的人頭，油然而生自己也成了領導人物的感覺。                                                                                                             果然是很好很強大。                                                                                                             站得高，看的遠，只消那么一眼，我就發現了在最后幾排坐著的小白臉君，在一溜不怎么出se的男y之中，他的確可以是一個醒目的存在，可以提神醒腦。                                                                                                             小白臉君似乎也感受到了此時此刻我的氣場很不一般，原本臉上還算輕松的笑容，眼下笑的是越發的別有深意。                                                                                                             哼哼哼，叫你說一手不能掌握，你才一手不能掌握，你全家都一手不能掌握！                                                                                                             我在心底磨牙，臉上卻裝作沒一回事地開始點名。                                                                                                             曾混過學生這個職業的人基本上都知道點名是怎么一回事，不過就是在叫到自己名字的時候，伸出爪子示意一下或者喊上一聲道。                                                                                                             名單上的名字一個一個地數過去，我一邊用筆g著，來的打個g，沒來的打個叉，很白癡一樣的動作。                                                                                                             “李澈”我叫著，然后抬起了頭，看向座位席，見沒有人舉手，我又喊了一聲，“李澈？人沒來么？”                                                                                                             “在?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            一聲應和聲從臺下傳來，我瞧見一雙手高高地舉了起來，指節分明而又修長，定睛一看那人分明就是小白臉君。                                                                                                             “我在?！?nbsp;                                                                                                            小白臉君重復了一聲，聲音透著一gu子慵懶的味道。                                                                                                             灰常好，叫李澈是吧？                                                                                                             我無b歡樂地在名單上李澈的名字后頭打上一個x。                                                                                                             嘛，我又不是學生科的，公報私仇一下反正到時候找上門來也不是找我的，凡事都要淡定不是么。                                                                                                             關于趙倩姑娘，介個佛說，你不入地獄，誰入地獄！                                                                                                             萬一要是有個啥，黑鍋神馬的，還是你背吧！